Apply to Dih Hopkins University today! We offer a variety of majors that can’t be found anywhere else in the world! These majors include:

• Dih & Strap Hoppin
• Tribbing
• Loafing
• Rivals
• Karaoke
• Pole dancing
• Dress To Impress
• Rankle reconstruction/replacement
• Scissoring *currently raising money for this dih-partment
• & MORE!

On top of our majors, we also have a fine dining food court that will be sure to keep you hopping!

Our food court offers:

• 7/11 taquitos
• El Pollo Loco quesadillas
• Pickles
• Bread with cottage cheese spread
• Cheerios with a side of cream cheese toast
• Rice and ranch
• Rodeo Express
• Emergency beef sticks & Saratoga Sparkling Water at all exits
• Poppers available in vending machines around campus